It's a tragedy: the band broke up. Yeah, the kids just couldn't get along. Isn't that always the way? I've tried to stay out it and let them deal with it as kids do. I figure if I put pressure on them to stay together, they won't just to spite me. And in any case you can never tell. The best thing is that my kids have discovered a propensity towards music that can put them on a pretty exciting path in life. Yeah, I'm a little jealous but I can live. The worst part actually is that I've had to call off my class reunion people search. It sounds stupid but I was looking forward to showing off my musically talented kids to all those bozos from high school. Now there's little reason to have a reunion at all because what's the point of inviting your old classmates over if it's not to gloat and feel superior? Since I've called it off however I feel a little bad about having gone through all those marriage records to find them. I had so much dirt! And now I'll never be able to use it. Ugh, maybe I should start my own band. My kids tell me it helps get out their aggression. I need some of that right about now.